the comedy of errors....

before i get started on my recap of the most random night ever, i must encourage everyone to go watch this right now:

www.localnewsroom.com/ashlee_snl.wmv

HILARIOUS. ashlee simpson = milli vanilli. priceless. the back story is that that was her 2nd song of the night, and it was supposed to be a different song. sadly, SNL edited the show so the viewers on the west coast missed the big screw-up. my question is, what's up with the hoe-down dance? i almost wished i'd just stayed home saturday night to watch it happen live. but then i would have missed out on allllllll the fun.

friday night, after my hot sushi date, i went out with rebeca to ecitie, aka "biggest meat market EVER". i can say with complete sincerity that i have NEVER been hit-on so many times in a single night by so many completely disgusting boys. every time rebeca went to the bathroom i was approached by at least three different gross men. vomit.

saturday was the greatest day in recent history. it was SUNNY and i got to drive around blasting DMB and pretending that it's june and i'm days away from the new summer tour kick-off. I can't believe that we would lie in our graves dreaming of things that we might have been. went to the mall and spent money i don't have on things i don't need.

then, all the fun began.

UGH! i hate it when you write 4 very long paragraphs about your wild and crazy saturday night only to get over-zealous with the delete key and accidently erase it all.

now '10 things i hate about you' (aka, the story of the caldwell sisters) is on and i got to go watch it.

Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...
Kat Stratford : Tempestuous?
Ms. Perky : "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.