it began as a joke, (that i was dying of heartache b/c the most fabulous man i've known is on the other side of the world), but i had actually started to believe it myself....
until i talked to ashlie last night and found out that i have an acute case of Redneck Flu.
for those of you unfamiliar with it, it's the type of flu that attacks redneck cowboys and anyone who hangs out with them. the most recent outbreak occured at ashlie's house this past saturday night and apparently my illness is a standard case of it. we all have it. ashlie left work early wednesday, i was a bigger wimp and left work early tuesday. overdosing on Aleve and entering a comatose state for 3 days is apparently the only cure. ashlie calls it the "perfect country flu" but i say, let's call a spade a spade. i was a little disappointed, i must admit. heartache would sound so much sexier on a death certificate than Redneck Flu. oh well.
anyway, that's where i've been. on my deathbed.
more to follow tonight.... including my review of Xtina's remake of "Car Wash" now that the soundtrack is offically out!
here's a hint: it's a pretty positive review.
~courtney
"Come summer the work gets kind of hard
This ain't no place to be if you're planning on being a star..."
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