WHY MYSPACE SUCKS & BOYS SUCK WORSE!!!

so i'm sitting in the box office last night... killing time before the SOJA (www.sojamusic.com) show started... (AMAZING [local] BAND!!! didn't realize i even liked reggae!!! seriously, so impressed!!)...
and my favorite manager comes into the box to chat, as we often do... (he's a cutie but sadly in a relationship...) so we start chatting about myspace as he checks his page... and i comment that unlike 98% of the boys on myspace, he doesn't have 4 trillion thousand half-naked girls as his friends, therefore meaning he's not the male-whore i always assumed him to be (this was mostly a joke)... then i suggested his seemingly innocent myspace page was probabaly due to the fact that his girlfriend was on there... he instantly started laughing and asked me if i wanted to learn a universal truth about all men...

i, of course, am always willing to learn more about men so i accepted, and he said...
"men never stop being male-whores, they only put it on pause..."
i was clearly shocked and appalled, so he continued...
"there are three rules. never approach for a number, never call a number, and never give a number."
this, of course, left me more shocked and appalled, and very confused. i said, "so you're still getting girls' phone numbers?? what would you do if a guy gave your g/f his number and she took it?"
he calmly replied, "i'd trust her not to use it. i have faith." then the devilish grin returned to his face and he continued "i have an entire STASH of girls' numbers... i just never use them.... never ask for them, never call them, and never give mine out. if a girl wants to contact me, they can have my work email."

...my mind was racing... "so, you don't have a billion half-naked girls on your myspace b/c your girlfriend would see it and bitch... but also because you're listed as 'in a relationship'... was that your choice to not be 'single' or her insistance??"
again, the evil grin, although this time less smug... "yeah, she insisted."
my eyebrows raised, "and you weren't happy about it... but you did it."
"yeah i did it. such a pain... i used to get soooo much ass from myspace."
i instantly got such a headache... why are boys soooo disgusting? "are you serious??"
he laughed... "oooh yeah. myspace makes it easy. love it."

more on this later!